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Episode Sixty-six: Sausage Party

Feb 21, 2022

The party summons a demon for rich people and then they all try to enjoy the party.

Quotes:

• What do you think a pig’s tail is made of?

• What’s your girlfriend’s name that has an ear fetish?

• I’m tiny, what do you expect from me?

• I am the lost daughter Anastatia.

• They’re a trust fund kid driving their Ferrari at 200 miles an hour.

Session Sixty-seven: Genital Networking

Feb. 28, 2022
The party finishes up at the party and goes home, Armmina is visited by a demon in her dreams.

Quotes:

Feb 28, 2022: Genital Networking 

• Should I also be networking with my…genitals?
• Why are those letters there? Who put those there? And it was me.
• What could a scheming demon possibly get up to in seven days?
• I was sort of expecting a full on sex ramage through the city, so i think harrassing Iolanda for a few hours is probably a little less detrimental than that.
• I’m talking about you go away.
• Character-wise you threw this baton to me, absolutely he’s picking it up, but Sarah.
• I’m sore, I’m tired, I don’t know what’s going on.
• I’m not going to defy any of her orders, unless she decides to be a bitch about something.
• Cowboy angel! Cowboy angel! Cowboy Angel!
• I can’t pass two persuasion checks in a row!

Episode Sixty-eight: Dig Deep

March 14, 2021
The party continues to work on the play and get an update from Hiram on what the Order is up to.

Quotes:

• Who is the bisexual woman?
• I don’t think that’s the proper use of the word prank, but okay.
• You could never go into a portable hole
  You could never masturbate.
• Honey, I’m a succubus. Disgusting is still tasty.
• That’s like a really big compliment from Plainswalker that none of us heard.
• “Yes that’s my name!” She just awkwardly shifts away.
• That’s alot of smiles…
  Nat one!
• You are contractually obligated to smite on a crit
• Oh right, I forgot she’s your sister.
• I think it was to make a name for herself
  Just pick a name! I do it all the time!
• He’s not a magician!
• Maybe we should just-
  Kill?
  I was going to say kidnap! And relocate!

Episode Sixty-Nine: Missions From Gods

March 21, 2022

The party receives more quests in the form of dreams!

 

Quotes:

• Iolanda is introducing Calree to the concept of spoofing a phone number
• You personally trust her, and she’s fucking a criminal so…
• Thundertwerk!
• Criallto doesn’t give a shit
• Who’s gonna pull pranks with me and be my best friend?
• I don’t really know what the word means, so you’re probably right.
• I tried to take a book away from her and she growled at me.
• I sweep these motherf*cking floors every day…
• I’m gonna need a sound clip of that.
• You… did not say my name
  I’m pretty sure I said son of a bitch at one point that night.
• The only thing that matters is that I’m right
• There are poisons that go deep enough that they can not be cured.
  That’s not the way…the spell is listed.
• That guy…
  Did you call him a bitch?
  Yeah…
  Good.
• Some of these popsicle sticks were sucked on by nearly a god!

Episode Seventy: Sir Jeebus

March 28, 2022

The party investigates the mysterious digging in Brzara's warehouse.

Quotes:

• I thought you do my laundry
  No!
• I’ve never heard of an eyebrow toupee before
• If you make me eat poop, I will turn you into a slug.
  Me too and I don’t even know that spell.
• ZxZk if you kill my rat I’m gonna kill you.
• You think we should break that thing moving boxes?
  The crane?
  No, a crane is a bird.
• Leave him one pen, but there’s no ink in it.
• It’s not actually rum raisin, it’s rum and anxiety
• This don’t taste like a chicken or a pea.

Episode Seventy-one: Come of Arlene

April 04, 2022

The party takes a day cruise to the statue they need to modify.

Quotes:

• This doesn’t taste like a chicken or a pea
• I’m just gonna trust you guys to not know what you’re talking about
• When we’re talking about clucky sometimes I tune out a little bit.
  Why?
  He just looks so tasty…
• Statistically speaking your last meal is probably going to be jerky.
• What about what I said says that?
• No need to double down if you’re already tripling down!
• You forgot your own prank!
• Calree we don’t gotta talk.
• It’s liquid.
  It’s LAVA!
• The Order of the Rising Dawn ain’t shit.
• Iolanda! Throw money at the problem again!

Episode Seventy-two: Feel That Tingle

April 11, 2022

The party tries to complete their mission to change a statue, but there are complications.

 

Quotes:

• That’s my bag of sac holding.
• Why don’t wizards farm?
• Cone of Nope.
• We know just enough of the rules to bring it to the table as a negotiation.
• The bones of the earth, cracking their joints
• If you can drop your weapon you can drop your pants!
• Fuck the gods. I will give you a tingle.
• Anybody wanna jump off a cliff looking at these two?

Episode Seventy-three: Back in Touch

April 18, 2022

The party finishes their cruise and goes to see an old acquaintance.

• You shouldn’t be on fire around gasoline!
• Are you mythbusting your own religion?
• Am I going to see something?!?!
• Just gently titpats herself
• Or you turn your back to the gods and i can teach you how to do chin ups
• I made a statue naked today.
• Assorted babies!
• It’s a gnomkia
• Are you thinking of proposing to Mina?
  NOOO
  Insight check.
• The nice thing about people like us is that you can fine other things to believe in.

Episode Seventy-four: Cards Dealt

April 25, 2022

 Plainswalker babysits, Iolanda shares moments with Cyrel, and everyone else plays cards

• I feel like I have to go back on this plan because I can’t. I just can’t make Iolanda sad.
• Listen, we’re not going to teach the children ACAB, okay?
• It’s the first half of the sex number
• That was implied. I learned that word from Qixi!
• Wow. Straight to the T word. Okay.
• I mean, he’s batshit crazy, but aren’t we all?
• If I sound like that in 40 years just shoot me.

Episode Seventy-five: Oh Rats

May 25, 2022

ZxZk gives Qixi some information on dream infiltration, Iolanda gets a haircut, Calree has a confusing conversation with Balas Tawn, and the other two try to stop the Order from spreading shit

• She smells like piss?
• We’re DONE stop recording! That’s all we need
• That’s why she’s so popular.
  Because she smells like pizza?!?
• Can always dream?
  No, I can work hard and obtain what I want.
• That was a pun there. You’re welcome.
• Demons have winter’s light company parties
• You! Shenanigy-anne
• You’re the more responsible of the two of us
  Am I? Yeah, yeah I am.
• This is my stirring quill
• Do you get something from this? It feels weird.
• The sandstorm was right outside bitch!
• That’s a fucked up story, but you like it so I like it
• Is anyone else supremely uncomfortable with just how familiar Iolanda is with very dangerous people?
• It’s a rat battle!
• INSECT PEOPLE WANTING TO FUCK PLANTS